Thursday, August 9, 2012

Adventure #11: The Hair Guidelines

Hair style is the final tip-off whether or not a woman really knows herself.  ~Hubert de Givenchy, Vogue, July 1985

I'm not entirely sure what the quote above means, at least in relation to myself but the following is a list that is meant for those like me who don't understand spending hours a week on one's hair.

The Hair Guidelines:
  1. Pray before you begin.
  2. Fill your stomach also before you begin.
  3. If you run out of time because of #1 and #2, at least you did the two most important parts first!
  4. If you didn't run out of time, by all means, continue on!
  5. Choose a hair style that won't discourage you.
  6. If #3 is impossible, comb it out, take a walk, breathe - it's just hair.
  7. If #3 is possible, congratulations! You've done something I've never been able to accomplish - do share your secret!
  8. Once a hair style is chosen, pursue that "perfect look."
  9. When it doesn't look like the picture on the Internet, don't dismay! You've had an adventure! And I'd hazard a guess that you could start a trend with your new look.
  10. Finally, tomorrow, just do #1 and #2!
Take luck!